What Shall We Do With a Catnipped Kitty

“What Shall We Do With A Catnipped Kitty” (parody of “What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor”)
by Marc Gunn, June 2006

Performed by Marc Gunn
From CD: Whiskers in the Jar
Buy MP3: Amazon or iTunes

What shall we do with a catnipped kitty
What shall we do with a catnipped kitty
What shall we do with a catnipped kitty
Ear-laye in the morning

Meow meow. Away he pounces.
Meow meow. Away he pounces.
Meow meow. Away he pounces.
Ear-laye in the morning

A few different verses:

Blow some bubbles and watch him chase them

Touch him on the back and watch him jump high
Pry him off your bleeding shoulders

Put him in his cat bed till he’s sober
Put him there again when he jumps out

Put him in the bed of your sleeping father
You should’ve seen your sleeping father
He screamed like your little sister
Your dad jumped up on top of the bed post

Background

In my continuing effort to create an all new and exciting follow up to my Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers CD, I wrote this songs about kitties who eat too much catnip.